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the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

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codeinewarrior:

professor: why did you type everything in italics? do you even know how to turn caps lock off?

me: SORRY FOR SMELLING LIKE CIGARETTE SMOKE AND STARING AT YOU ALL THE TIME AND LAUGHING TOO LOUD AND HAVING A SHAKY VOICE WHEN YOU TELL ME BEAUTIFUL WORDS THAT WEREN’T MADE FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME

(Source: almondmilkpapi, via luncheonlunchoff)

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endlesscanvases:

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endlesscanvases:

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when you the big spoon and lil spoon bc nobody is spooning u :/

(Source: maingrl, via ebunnies)

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snailfriend:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: lunathepug, via shavingryansprivates)

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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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brainfried:

Lil B | Shoot Them Gunz

(via nosdrinker)

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nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

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